Things That Suck: Coffee
Fuck coffee. I feel like a stranger in a strange land. Not because I’m the protagonist of a Robert Heinlein novel, but because I don’t drink caffeine. I’ll pause a moment to let your mouths fall agape...
View ArticleThe Netflix Treatment: Which Other Shows Should Be Resurrected?
Arrested Development caused more of an uproar this weekend than an Apache-themed party at the Arizona capitol building, making every social media account the dumping ground for half-assed references to...
View Article2013: Net Gain or Net Loss? A Quantitative Review
These days, everything seems to have some sort of measurement system. We have heights and weights, salaries and rankings, Klout scores, GPAs, BACs — it seems like everything must be put into numeric...
View ArticleShould You Hook Up With Him? A Flowchart Journey
So you’re out at a party or a bar or hovering by the bar at a party, and suddenly a Calvin Harris song comes on and you feel some guy’s pelvis approach your ass and realize that you are being “danced”...
View ArticleJeb Bush Draws Crowd of 20,000
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush was spotted practicing unconventional campaign methods this Saturday.
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